Gathered here is more information about the awesomeness of your webmistress (that would be muah) than I'm sure you wanted to know.

Name: Colette
Birthday: the eighteenth day of the fifth month of the eighty-seventh year of the twentieth century. If I got that wrong I'll feel like an idiot.
Sign: Taurus
Chinese Zodiac: Rabbit
Blood type: O negative
Height: 5'8"
Shoe size: 8
Occupation: farrier (horseshoer)
Always: cold
Wants to be: a member of The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS)

Why I made this page: Why not? I like knowing about people when I visit their web space.
I am: paranoid
I am also: a language nazi.
I love to: take a red pen to people's work and point out typos and language errors.
Obsessions include: anime and animation, M&Ms, Legend of Zelda, Nintendo, coding web pages, typing anime faces ^_~
Shows I base my schedule around: NCIS, House MD, Ghost Hunters, X-Play, Venture Bros., Avatar
Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, RahXephon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's Rain, Trigun
Movies: I hate chick flicks. HATE.
Hates: besides chick flicks, I hate typos, language errors, commercials, XBOX, solicitors calling me at 9 in the damn morning and then telling me I have an attitude problem when I yell at them (true story), talk shows, XM Radio, summer, and closed minds. Also, Myspace is the spawn of Satan.
Fetish: swords and knives.
Pets: 3 horses, 3 dogs, 2 cats, and the bats in the basement.
Drives: 1996 diesel F250
Will never willingly drive: a small car. I feel safer in a big pickup.